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Branding a Stadium In Dallas

Jones'n Stadium

Jones'n Stadium

The Cowboys have yet to find an official sponsor for their new stadium. So if you have some extra money in the ol’ piggybank you don’t mind parting with, $400 M for 20 years will get your name on the dome. Personally, I won’t be able to hack this kind of deal with Mr. Jones and the Cowboy organization. For one, the StatDragon has a vice for gin and tonics AND happy hours at The Spearmint Rhino Strip Club…both of which cost a bit of money. Seriously, I’m more into this Russian stripper there named Nadia than Mickey Rourke’s character was into Marissa Tome in The Wrestler. Secondly, the economy has left a proverbial “Cleveland Steamer” on my chest. And last but not least, I live at home with my grandma and make a living off blogging…awesome.

Anyway, since it looks like the stadium won’t have an immediate name, I thought it was only fair that I came up with a list for potential temporary names.  Here are some possibilities :

* “The Leon Lett Center for Children Who Can’t Read Good and Want to Learn How To Do Other Things Good Too”

* “The CitiBank Dome”…kidding!

* “Bear Sterns Stadium”…kidding again!!

* “The Bill Parcels is My Real Dad Arena”

* “Cowboy Bail Bonds Field” ( that is a real company )

*  “The Troy Aikmen Never Took Mid-Playoff Vacations Stadium”

* “The Tony Romo is so lucky Jessica Simpson used to give him Dome–Dome”

Best of luck to everyone in Dallas on finding a cool new name for your home. Of course ambiguity is cool too.

Holler Back. StatDragon.

February 14, 2009 Posted by | Features & Opinions, NFL, Talkin Trash, Uncategorized | , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment